"Well, do you want me to call the fire department?"
"Nah, the Frenchtown fire chief was having a coffee in the diner and saw what happened so he put in the alarm. We got a couple trucks here already, but nobody wants to step foot on that bridge."
"So how many ya want?"
"Oh geez, Marge, send everybody! The fire truck just let loose with the water cannon and blew some fat guy walking on the roof of the trailer right into the river!"